This Fall's Worst Trends

Have you ever had a nightmare in which you show up at a public meeting or a gathering of some sort and everyone stares at you and begin to burst in demented laughter? And then you realize what caused such hysterics. You’re only half dressed: you have your shirt, jacket, hat (maybe), shoes and….panties-silly panties if you know what I mean.

Hot PantsHot Pants

Yep, forgetting to dress the bottom half, that’s my worst nightmare and this fall designers promise me to bear it out. DSquared, Dolce&Gabbana and...Oh, no! My favorite Couture designer, Elie Saab, all came out with impossible to wear micro mini hot pants.

Knit ShortsKnit Shorts

And what are even most awful, the knit toddler shorts worn with sparkling tights…The Horror!!

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